January 2012
22 posts
atomiccola asked: thx for liking :P that dont happen too often
Real women have/are/do/don't-
Do us all a favour and shut the fuck up before you even try to finish that godawful sentence.
SO FUCKING TRUE
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
mikethegrizzly asked: <333
December 2011
24 posts
hoshasleigh:
Jason Derulo would like to wish you all a Merry Jason Derulo
hashstash asked: how's it going?
Someone wanna text me? I’m going crazy!
lediskox27 asked: Hi Whitney! Where in the south are you from?
blu3slidepark asked: you are sooooooooooo fucking pretty!
So, there’s something called chubby cheek removal…um, hello? Why didn’t I know about this sooner, I’m already planning mine.
November 2011
12 posts
she didn't have legs! i guess jerry had remembered...
Jerry is a sick, twisted man! She had no goddamn legs, Jerry!